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  • autoflavour0

    Oooops.. 9 year old wanted to watch Star Wars.. watched 4,5 6 fine.. watched 1, 2 fine.. then got to the bit where all the Jedi get slaughtered in 3 and he is uncontrollably sobbing for the past 5 minutes in his bed..

    Guessing he won’t take Anakin getting melted by lava too well either..

    Heaven forbid he sees Han Solo get shafted by Kylo

    • :(
      get him on Mandalorian, Baby Yoda will ease the pain.
      fadein11
    • ep 3 is shit, that's why he's crying - hell, i cried it was so bad. show him "rogue one" and bring balance back to his force.hans_glib
    • like fade said. this is the waysted
    • Star Wars is shit, I'd cry too if made to watch six of them back to back.i_monk
    • My daughter is almost 5, and we watched A New Hope about a month ago. I had to fast forward through Luke's charred aunt and uncle, but she really wanted to seemg33
    • why I fast forwarded.mg33
    • can you show him one of the star trek films instead of the last one and see what happens?uan
    • I started with 1 (bite me I’m going chronologically) with my 6yr old. I wouldn’t mind stepping to 2 but I know 3 is soooo much worse I’m pissed off about it.Hayzilla
    • So he's a "rip off the band-aid slow" kinda dude... He's probably just upset that you watched the movies in the wrong order ;DArchitectofFate
    • tried force awakens, but the opening scene of the village getting slaughtered was too much again.autoflavour

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