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My wife left her set of keys in our car this morning, and since she gets home first to get our car at the train station, I had to drop them off at her office with security in the building's lobby so she could grab them during the day.
I gave security her actual name, but texted my wife that I left them under the name "Bernadette Maplethorpe" and she'd have to give that name to get them. She totally believed me and gave security that name. Still LOL'ing that she was a little flustered and embarrassed to use that name when all she really needed to say was "my husband left a set of keys for me."
- I went to security at a casino when I was younger and asked if they could make a broadcast for my lost friend "Ivor Biggun".BusterBoy
- ^ LOL. This sounds so dumb, but I once pranked my mom at work (she was a receptionist) in a ridiculous accent, askingmg33
- for a ridiculous made up name that sounds like "sufarateen beembo." I spelled it out for her "s-u-p-e-r-t-e-e-n b-i-m-b-o" and she totally pronounced it backmg33
- "Super Teen Bimbo." I was laughing so f'ing hard I had to hang up. I'm glad she's retired now but I miss making her laugh at work.mg33
- Pranked her once with a Mr. Rogers sound board:
http://mg33.com/news…mg33 - She got so flustered. Man I love listening to this. "Can I help you?" "No, you called me."mg33
- I called her later in the day as myself, and she said "I had my first obscene phone call today." Stifling my laughter, I asked "what did they say?"mg33
- She said "They asked if I like to watch people play soccer." I couldn't take it, I died laughing and fessed up.mg33
- Haha nicely done :)pedromendez