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    • This is a golden opportunity to hire someone to work from 10:00 to 3:00 to clean up all that mayonnaise that keeps getting spilled.zarb0z
    • You'll either have to fire her for failing to meet mayonnaise-eradicati... sanitation protocols, or discover the perfect potato salad recipe.zarb0z
    • It's a total win-win. I don't even see what the problem i--OH! I guess she might quit. That would be bad. Yeah, quitting because of mayo-hurl.zarb0z
    • Tell her you can't pay her CASH, per se, but meals are provided. Every day, it's tuna salad sanguinches (or egg salad, let's not be mean) and potato salad.zarb0z
    • She does have to wear a uniform though: a royal blue polo with the Best Foods logo on the front and "Hellman's Spill Team" on the back.zarb0z
    • US of ANBQ00
    • This is fake right?robthelad

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