One liner jokes...
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"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
"This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it's dirty."
"Dogs are forever in the pushup position."
"I went to the doctor and all he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
"I saw this wino who was eating grapes. It's like, "Dude, you have to wait."
"The thing that's depressing about tennis is no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"I have a vest. If my arms got cut off, it would be a jacket."
"I like rice, rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"When I was a boy, I would lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was."
We miss you Mitch ;)