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  • monospaced-10

    Anyone who smells like patchoulie. Holy fuck you smell like fucking SHIT. This is a corporate office, not a goddamn homeless commune.

    • Ha. Yep.Morning_star
    • fucking immigrants!utopian
    • How does patchoulie smell?NBQ00
    • ^like a wet dog rolled in mud and slapped with a leather sockfuturefood
    • Smells like I described in all caps and with my support copy. Whomever downvoted likely smells like this and their coworkers want to punch them.monospaced
    • Patchouli smells how this looks:
      https://i.pinimg.com…
      Gnash
    • Smells like a deadhead with a phish shirt at a dave mathews concert wearing birkenstocks with wool socks.fooler
    • oh ok, lol https://www.urbandic…NBQ00
    • People who wear patchouli are the same people who wear a lot of trinkets, beads and bells, so you can usually hear them coming.DRIFTMONKEY
    • It always makes me think of the smell of dirty dead skin covered in layers and layers of perfume over the course of 3 weeks.maquito
    • Worse are the people who dress normally and professionally, but still stink to high hell of patchouli rankness. Fuuuuumonospaced
    • https://memegenerato…PonyBoy
    • Agency people who went to a festival and you know... got in touch with themselves.ben_
    • https://memegenerato…robotron3k
    • old spicested
    • had to read the comments, i actually don't know how patchouli smells like, my parents used this word for almost everything what has artificial smellsted
    • and i just remember it as this suffocating smell what old people use.sted
    • lol Gnash hit the nail on the head, I was about to post that it smells like dirty, dirty girls :)_niko
    • sted, that’s funny. patchouli is like if incense went rotten mixed with jaegermeister flavored vomitmonospaced
    • But it’s not artificial. Sadly it’s totally natural. As Pungent as sage but more sickly.monospaced
    • Why the downvotes?monospaced
    • I can actually smell this photo:
      https://pbs.twimg.co…
      Gnash
    • ^ re the DV's -- I guess there 7 patchouli users on hereGnash
    • if you downvoted this, and you spell like patchouli, there's a high possibility you're lucky you're not being assaulted by your coworkers and strangers dailymonospaced

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