Donald Trump
Donald Trump
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Trump asks Angela Merkel, "How do you have so many smart people around you?"
"I have a test." She calls Wolfgang Schäuble. "Who is your father's son but not your brother?"
"It's me, " Schäuble says.
"See?" Merkel says.
Trump goes home and asks Mike Pence, "Who is your father's son but not your brother?"
Pence thinks and thinks, but has no answer. Finally he tells Trump, "I'll get back to you." Next day, he calls Obama: "Who is your father's son but not your brother?"
"It's me," Obama tells him. So Pence calls Trump back and says, "I have the answer, Mr. President! It's Barack Obama."
"No, you fucking idiot!" Trump screams. "It's Wolfgang Schäuble!"