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  • cannonball19786

    "I aint got time to care for shit breakfast tacos"

    If you are not a stupid idiot this should take you like 10 min max.

    You need:

    • Two eggs
    • One lime
    • Mexican cheese
    • Salt and pepper
    • Corn tortillas
    • Irish butter
    • Green onion
    • Olive oil
    • Vinegar
    • Bowl
    • Zester
    • Small pan
    • Kitchen knife

    Crack the eggs into the bowl. Whip the two eggs only until the yolk is generally even in the bowl so you have a sort of egg marble look.

    Zest the lime into the bowl.

    Pinch some mexican cheese into the bowl.

    Put a tiny spritz of vinegar into the bowl.

    Chop up one green onion and put that... into the bowl.

    Put the bowl aside.

    Put the small pan the stove at high. When it's hot, put stove on lowest setting, butter the pan with one or two pads of the good Irish Butter that your mother likes and melt evenly across pan. Don't burn that shit or I swear to fucking god I'll kill you. What are you, soft in the head? I said don't burn the butter.

    Get a plate. Put a paper towel square over that shit.

    Now fry two corn tortillas over the pan until they puff up. Then get them shits off the pan, put them on the plate, put another paper towel over to keep them warm. Good job so far, retard.

    Now put raise the heat like one notch above the lowest setting. Drizzle olive oil over the pan. Just drizzle asshole, I didn't say slather. Lube it up for the eggs like I lubed up your mom for her eggs.

    Okay now pour the bowl into the pan. Scramble the eggs as they are fluffing up and add two pinches of salt and one pinch of pepper.

    Shake the pan. Are the eggs solid and jiggly like titties? Take the eggs out of the pan and put them into the tortilla. Take the lime that you skinned like a fucking monster and squirt them inside the tacos. Chop up a sprig of cilantro and put it also in the tacos.

    Take the taco and shove it into your mouth and shut the fuck up. lean the pan in the sink as you are eating. Put your coat on. Eat the other taco and shove the other half in the trash. Rinse the plate, but like not all the way, and then put it in the dish washer all lopsided so your wife gets all mad at you. Go to work.

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