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  • DRIFTMONKEY13

    Went to get some soup for lunch at the office cafe. A nice white bean variety. As I was paying, I dropped it and splashed soup absolutely everywhere. I made such a mess. The bean-splosion sprayed 20 feet in every direction. On the counter, the cash register, the person in front of me, the person behind me, and me in the middle of it all, head to toe in beans.

    • ...and then?Krassy
    • then I got expelled from the society forever. I'm writing this from my new home on a top of a mountain in central asia. it was just an accident, i'm so sorry.Beeswax

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