Conspiracy of the day
Conspiracy of the day
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- detritus0
I'm fairly sure at least some insects are in fact alien probes.
Especially when I've had a joint and am pissing and see a small fly on a nearby mirror and wonder just "what is that fucker doing?"
- It's definitely waiting for you to finish pissing, take samples of your piss and take it back to it's alien spaceshipIanbolton
- Good luck mate. I hope you don't get probed or whatever the bigger insects doIanbolton
- There's a fly in my room every night. Buzzing around in joyful flight. I try to sleep. He keeps me awake. It's my mental health he wants to break.canoe
- You never been sucked off by a fly?
Dude! It's great. That's why he's there.Hayzilla