Apple
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- colin_s0
I feel like if Apple is one of the institutions to survive the coming apocalypse they have a pretty good shot at being the next catholic church.
All they have to do is release some sort of bible-like narrative of their prophet the Jobs-Man, whose vision changed the entire scope of history. That would run for quite a while.
They could also do a ton of revisionist history and positive PR while they're at it. Like instead of needing to build nets to stop their laborers from killing themselves rather than put another iPhone chipset together, it could be about the benevolence of the Jobs-Man willing the nets to save workers who felt they had not fulfilled their duties to his standards and tried to sacrifice themselves in his honor.
Everybody would wear black turtlenecks and ill-fitting jeans.
Really though fuck this entire company and most of their practices, over-rated products and shit head cult following. It better not survive the apocalypse.
- Cool story. Amazing how much emotion is put into a company that makes... computers and phones.inteliboy
- Foxconn isn't Apple.monospaced
- Best watch yourself, man. You have so much edge you're in danger of cutting yourself.face_melter