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  • kona8

    haha. Great thread.

    - If you have a sick infant with a stuffed up nose, take them into a hot shower with you. The steam will loosen their boogers and drain so you don't have to stick that god awful medieval torture booger sucker device up their nose and suck it out. Pro tip: Don't decide to take an actual shower with them as soap makes them slippery little suckers.

    - Have a toddler that doesn't like to eat? Turn it into a game where you grab a piece of food with your fork and say 'oh I'm gonna eat it, don't you dare eat this cause I'm gonna eat it' or something to that affect, maybe throw in some swear words, I dunno. But the point is 99% of the time they will grab the food from your fork and eat it. It makes dinner like 10x longer than it has to be but at least they're eating the shitty McDonalds food you bought for them because you're a lazy fuck that won't cook healthy meals.

    - If you're trying to potty train a toddler boy, try putting a few pieces of cereal into the bowl and make it a game for them to try and shoot them down Battleship style. This also works for grown men who can't aim for shit.

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