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    I went to an interview at apple and the lady giving me the interview was one of the dumbest, fakest robots I have ever met. Not a real person. She seemed miserable inside.

    I didn't get the job, which after seeing my evaluator, means jack shit.

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    • You will have to be a believer to work for them.pango
    • Did they ask for your QBN user name?BabySnakes
    • I showed up using android. Not a good look I guess. Fuck that digital fascism.
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    • Iphonex is crap anyways
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    • the behaviour you describe is considered professionalism in those spheres, proper standardised lemmingsspl33nidoru
    • Meh. Im blowing off steam. Retail culture is just too vapid
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    • I hear you spleen.
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    • that's not considered professionalism in those spheres, you simply met with a dudmonospaced
    • Im the most professioal guy ever. Believe me. Noone is as professional me.
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    • Seriously though. It probably wasbt a good fit anyways. Im a hardcore creative and Im good with people but Im not a robot apple slave. I would probably tell peo
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    • ople to use android.
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    • Then id get fired and then id laugh and cash my paycheck and then write a stupid post on qbn about it
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    • robot slaves? that's what you thought going in right? lolmonospaced
    • well if i have to tell people to use apple even though Im an android fan that would, in effect, make me their slave cause I can't say my real opinion
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    • My real opinion which is: save your money and buy a mid-grade clean android phone. Although the laptops are nice.
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    • And I would never recommend an Iphone X. Its like a mac 25th anniverdsary novelty item at this point.
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    • and then Id have to fake a fucking smile all day. what if I dont feel like smiling all fucking day? Id rather be a dramatic actor
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    • ok, Im probably being a bit exaggeratted on the slavery front. at least a dudes getting paid but still. Id grit my teeth recommending their phones...
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    • i mean really? obligatory gesture based input? THE F OUTTA HERE W DAT ISH
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    • heres a gesture: http://vibrantvictor…
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    • Wait. You were applying to work retail? As if that was Apple proper.monospaced
    • anyone who hates on smartphones these days, iOS or android, has a screw loose. these things are fucking amazing in what they can do. all of them.inteliboy
    • 6 years ago my phone couldnt even send an email.inteliboy
    • Yeah trying to score a creative role showing features and usage etc. They didnt even ask me about that
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    • It was basically dumb. really dumb and vapid
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    • Who cares about your old fart tales intelliboy. Catch up. This is about yelling people in the market whats the best product for the most reasonable price.
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    • Ok. I feel better now. Sorry intelliboy.
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    • iPhone works quite seamlessly for my workflow - I have zero issues with itGnash
    • that said, I buy android for my kids because it's cheaperGnash
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