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Had a shout off with a cab driver (fucking useless Addison Lee, *spit*) who sped out of a road whilst looking at traffic upstream, not paying any attention to the what was happening downstream, very nearly hitting me. I was over half way across the street before he'd even started pulling out, so clearly not in the wrong for once.
I shouted "oy, wanker!" at him (I've been In London too long) which evidently raised his ire as he stopped, wound down the window and shouted at me "what you say?!" making as if he was going to get out, so I turned, went up to the window and shouted "I called you a fucking wanker, you fucking wanker" (I'm very eloquent when I need) "what the fuck do you think you're doing driving like that?" at which he saw that I was potentially a little unhinged so left it to mumbled verbals, evidently deciding not to get out of the vehicle, to which I suggested he fuck off and kill himself, the useless cunt that he is. A bit nasty, but I was a bit angry.
Now, the point.
He was foreign, Middle Eastern of some sort, so his parting shot as he wound up the window and began driving off as I was standing in the road wondering how to escalate this (or otherwise) was a kind of pained grimace and then something barely verbal followed by "...you, you ... POOPIE-FACE!".
Wat? I burst out laughing. I really wish the lights further down hadn't gone green and given him opportunity to fuck off.
I've had more than my fair share of street arguments (fully expecting to get punched, stabbed or facemelted at some point) but never in all my years have I had a grown man call me a 'poopie-face'.