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  • monoboy2

    I think it might be a good idea to introduce a simple exam for all president elects.

    Just a few simple questions about the constitution, maybe a bit about world politics, history, geography, maths and science.

    Just high school stuff. Pass rate of 70%. Nothing daft.

    I think it might help if the leader of the free world wasn't as thick as shite and stupid with it.

    In fact, I'd love the press to throw in some daft questions each press conference... Mr President. What's the capital of Sweden?

    ‘‘I love Sweden. They've got some pretty hot women. Amaright guys. And IKEA. Meatballs. who doesn't like meatballs.’’

    • "Melania calls me the dancing queen. Noone dances like the Trumpster, believe me"fadein11
    • ‘‘I love that chef guy. Remember him folks? Put the chicky in the oven. Bork, bork. Cracked me up I tell ya. Next question.’’monoboy
    • Mr President. Could you name any of the noble gasses on the periodic table?monoboy
    • ‘‘Sure I can, I know lots of noble gasses. They're best ones believe me. They do so much. The Germans invented them. Great genes you see. Next question.’’monoboy
    • They should take and pass the same tests as someone applying for citizenship.monospaced
    • Mr President, in what month was the revolution of October?
      "Great. Great Revolution. Maybe one of the greatest ever. The best. I could do one better though."
      kona
    • Mr President. Name a book written by Truman Capote.monoboy
    • ‘‘Truman, great guy, loved his show. There's a guy who knew how to work a story, the camera. That ending though. right. Always watching. Like my internet guys’’monoboy

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