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a guy goes to play golf one day on his own. after a scout round the club house he finds another guy on his own who agrees to have a round with him. a few holes down the line, the first guy asks the other what he does for a living.
"im a hitman" he replies.
"no way!" says the other guy disbelievingly
"sure am! and heres my gun to prove it"
he pulls a long sleek looking rifle from his golf bag with a massive scope on the top.
"have a look through there" he tells the first guyhe takes the gun and looks around the horizon
"hey, i can see my house.... hey i can see my bedroom window... hey i can see my naked wife... AND MY NAKED NEIGHBOUR!"shocked and upset at his betraying wife and freind, he instructs the hitman to do his work.
"how much do you charge?" he asks"one thousand pounds a bullet"
"right, my wifes a right nag, so shoot her in the mouth. my neighbours a wanker, shoot his dick off!"
"okay then...."
and he takes aim, and waits, and waits and waits and waits..."what are you doing?" asks the first man.
the hitman replies.
"hang on mate, im trying to save you a grand here!"