James Bond
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Finally saw Spectre.
Sorry to say it kinda sucked, it was entertaining but it just felt flat. I seriously drifted to my phone and I don't do that during movies.
Maybe it was that they tried to have him fall in love with a girl he met a couple days ago?!?!? and before anyone says he hooks up with 2-3 chicks per movie. I will say yes. he bangs them and then they die! This was like: "no serious tho. I love you. out of all the banging bitches I choose you simple-bitch." LAME.
The car. I love cars. love bond cars. love the look of this one. but let me get this straight... you built a prototype high-end super car for the cobblestone streets of Italy??? and he's battling it out with another super car on these streets?!?!? c'mon, at least get some open road time. LAME.
Field agents are gonna be replaced by this new technology... the internet. a google search engine??? yea ok. LAME.
Christoph Waltz. WTF!!! This guy is amaze-balls, that was the most boring uninteresting, mr. rogers, no personality, ass-clown villain. He was almost as bad as the newspaper guy from Tomorrow Never Dies. Who's the next villain? A programmer troll from QBN?!?!?! ZING! This was a major fail because that guy is the shit... "Good Bye James Bond" its "Good Bye Mr. Bond" muthafukka! get it right! LAME.
I don't even want to address shooting down a helicopter with a 9mm while your simple-bitch soul-mate drives a speed boat. I won't. LAME.
So thats it? That was the dude behind all these movies? Internet-man? Yea, I would quit too, James Bond. Have fun doing the family thing with Jennifer... or whatever the fuck her simple ass name was.
LAME.
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