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    Dickhead fleshfly just got into the room, I tried to send it out but it continuously came back to bother me. I grabbed a large pillow what is for my guests so they can have something below their ass if they want to sit on the floor.
    While I was chasing the fly with some bold movements, I gave a nice slap to my opened notebook on the table. The entire machine with an external hdd flew a pretty big one and landed between the legs of the table and my desktop machine. hdd survived, screen survived but the 6 year old machine with I was lucky in worse situations than this has now only 1 usb port :(

    conclusion: never try to catch a fly with a pillow.


    (my macro is on vacation)

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    • lawyer up,
      delete facebook,
      hit the gym,
      ???      GeorgesII
    • Lol at calling a fly a dickhead
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    • the fly is to blamesarahfailin
    • first i was angry at the pillow. but after i deleted the lawyer, hit facebook and up the gym I know where to put my emotions
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    • one shot kills them all https://scjdmcdn.azu…
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    • http://shopandsaveon…
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    • Karma
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    • Education level 3rd grade. Hope English is a 3rd language.Hayoth
    • 3rd language yes, but about my education you should ask the person who gave birth to you.
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    • also i'm pretty much not focused on writing the perfect essay after 14 hours of work and a broken notebook. so foff.
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    • Ha bunch of cunts in the notes.pango
    • Hayoth and feel free to proofread my writing, and give some advice if something isn't right. just you know, like an educated person would do.
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