Complete List of BritPop
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There was a really cool band called 'the spanking harlots' back in 1991. Cutting the edge between Stone Roses, and a blur/blues fusion they led the underground through their seminal release "nanny was a crack-whore, and daddy chomped her bean". a single so sought after it recently fetched £750 for a white label. led by front-man Benny Groper, this 4-piece lesbian-love fusion (with the overt sexual irony of their lead man) engaged in on-stage heroin usage and spontaneous child abduction. they were all tragically killed in '93 when keyboardist Shione McTwot mistook an electric stun gun for a vibrator, and a barrel of high-grade airfuel for a german shepard.
the german shepard was fine.
Remember the name especially: "the spanking harlots" - that'll really impress her! You culd be talking third base here.. even a home-run!
or is a home-run a wank?