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    So I just had a pasty. It's 2am and I'm drunk and I've been out all night and I'm on the train home. I've just had a pasty and it was fucking horrible. How?

    When you're drunk and you've been out all night, even a mcdonalds or the arse end of a refugee kebab tastes good, but somehow this pasty still tasted like shit.

    It tasted like charity shop. It tasted like I just licked the 40 year old suede three piece sofa of a school friends Nan.

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