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    Just curious, So you meet and chat with a dude at a party or a social event. This person is chill, nice and funny and you build some rapport. You find you have some things in common and exchange numbers to chill or hangout. he then proceeds to tell you hes yurimon. what do you do?

    • netflix and chill
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    • Stop self-obsessing?detritus
    • just a survey deyurimon
    • offer a blowjob by the dumpster outback, then delete the phone numberautoflavour
    • nothing until the endless texts about trump and invitations to go to church with him every day start rolling in, then deletescarabin
    • Accept what he says - if he chatted to you at a party he must be you.fadein11
    • lol. i avoid political, religious discussion in real life.yurimon
    • then we coolscarabin
    • I look at the date and realize that's he's a funny guy but not really yurimon.
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    • would debunk immediatelymonospaced
    • @yurimon what do you mean "in real life?" This here QBN is as real of a life as it gets.chukkaphob
    • ^ not internet virtual life. we are an abstract on here.yurimon
    • irl == a setting in which he can get punched for the shit he saysscarabin
    • you're one of few folks on here who don't have the balls to attach what you say here to who you are. because of that i'm positive you're fine in personscarabin
    • @scarabin touchéchukkaphob
    • life online was "different" back in the day when people didn't know how to use the internet; it's 2016! life online = life on the street!chukkaphob
    • I would but the blur between professional life and what you say online is ballsucking no bueno. if i did the commentary for a living, id be all up with my grillyurimon
    • shots. i just curious boot few things, is why i posted the question.yurimon
    • you probably ought to stick with english before attempting slang.

      what did you just say?
      scarabin
    • LOLchukkaphob
    • LOL Best joke yurimon ever made.pango
    • i lol'edbklyndroobeki
    • Good God you're the most conceited fuck I've ever come across, and I've been around.
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    • I've spent decades with myself
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    • set, "you dont know what its like to be ghetto" -bernie sandersyurimon
    • Yurimon, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son". -Dean Vernon Wormer
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    • You remove the rabid squirrel from your trousers and call it a night.futurefood
    • @yurimon
      Recognizing you're a cunt online while thinking you're not one IRL makes you an even greater cunt.
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    • what if you guise are really the cunts and your perception is not aligned with universal moral principles. just sayin.yurimon
    • but that wasnt the question now wasnt it.yurimon
    • That's a loaded what if.pango
    • "what if you guise are really the cunts and your perception is not aligned with universal moral principles. just sayin."
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    • Surely even a demi wit such as your fine self can see how utterly, utterly awful and cuntworthy you sounded with that quote. Surely. Surely..
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    • I guess that's the beauty of delusion, you're always right in your own head, no matter how ridiculous your explanation to why is. Don't change broseph
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    • reversed.yurimon
    • alot left to assumptions me amigo.yurimon
    • it could have been easily said about yourself in your expression. lets stick to the subject here. no ego.yurimon
    • the subject was an ego-driven question to begin with.scarabin
    • not really.yurimon
    • you're too self-unaware to see it and too deluded to admit it so it's pointless arguing. have a nice life, mate. hope it all works out for you.scarabin
    • Guess you all didn't follow the progression of his joke. Let your egos get in the way of aligning with the universal morals. Fackin up brohmonospaced
    • im not arguing. just clarifying your misconception. good day sirs. question is in the mind of the beholder. it was pretty straight forwardyurimon
    • seems qbn drinks hateraid every dayyurimon
    • for breakfast!!!!pango

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