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    get home after a long hard work day,
    the sun is slowly going down on the horizon,

    As soon as I pass the door I feel something isn't right,
    my wife is sitting down in the ensuite with a half empty bottle of red wine on her lap,

    I try to speak up but all I can produce is a high pitched sound similar to the chipmunk,

    "Hey everything alright bae"

    She looks at me, start trembling and sobbing,
    I come closer as the sun is setting and the darkness around me is growing, I can only manage to see her beautiful sharp features,

    she finally raises her chin, her eyes are now devoid of emothins,

    "Hey G, I can't handle it anymore, I just can't, I have to let it out"

    what's wrong QtPi I reply,

    "I feel so ashame, I know I should have told you before, but I didn't think it was important until now"

    What is it bae? just tell me...

    and this is how I discovered that my wife used to collect erasers,

    >> All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

    • What? Why eraser?pango
    • cause I couldn't find something stupider to write about :)georgesIII
    • I like how you included "ensuite" in there.
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    • wait is erasers a euphemism for cocks?_niko
    • lol nikohotroddy

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