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    Freddy Kruger mistakenly attacks a teenager who is skilled at lucid dreaming.

    Freddy slowly lifted his head from the ground and coughed out a mouthful of blood. He continued to lie motionless for a moment, relishing the fact that he was back on solid ground. It didn't take him long to get back to his feet and scan the horizon for the kid. The last thing he remembered was floating helplessly out in space, while the kid attacked him from all angles, zipping around at near light speed.

    "This little shit has superpowers. How the fuck did he get supe-"

    Freddy was cut off mid-sentence by the boy rising from the ground underneath his feet, and was launched a half-mile across the desert. This time he did not have the strength to stand back up. He locked eyes with the kid, whose orange Dragonball-Z robe was somehow still clean and free of tearing. Fighting back would do no good even if he could stand, as Freddy's razors had vanished mysteriously the instant he entered the dream. He had assumed this fat acne-ridden child would be easy prey.

    Julio hovered about 50 feet above the badly bruised mutant and shouted down to him.

    "It looks like my power level is higher than yours, Frieza."

    "My name is Freddy. Freddy Kruger." It was little more than a hoarse whisper, but Julio heard him anyway.

    "Well now your name is Dead Motherfucker!" Julio shouted as he stretched his hands out in front of him. "Kaaaaaameeeeeeeh..."

    "What are you doing?"

    "...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE...

    "STOP. I SURRENDER."

    "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

    "OH SHIII-" The Elm Street stalker was erased in a flash of light.

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    Julio sprung awake and glanced at his bedside clock. 5:13 AM. He clutched his stomach and groaned in pain as he laid his head back on the pillow. "This is the last time I eat all my Halloween candy in one night."

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