POETRY

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    The Cookie Thief by Valerie Cox

    A woman was waiting at an airport one night
    With several long hours before her flight
    She hunted for a book in the airport shop
    Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop
    She was engrossed in her book but happened to see
    That the man beside her as bold as could be
    Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag between
    Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene
    She munched cookies and watched the clock
    As this gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock
    She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by
    Thinking "If I wasn't so nice I'd blacken his eye"
    With each cookie she took he took one too
    And when only one was left she wondered what he'd do
    With a smile on his face and a nervous laugh
    He took the last cookie and broke it in half
    He offered her half as he ate the other
    She snatched it from him and thought "Oh brother
    This guy has some nerve and he's also rude
    Why he didn't even show any gratitude"
    She had never known when she had been so galled
    And sighed with relief when her flight was called
    She gathered her belongings and headed for the gate
    Refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate
    She boarded the plane and sank in her seat
    Then sought her book which was almost complete
    As she reached in her baggage she gasped with surprise
    There was her bag of cookies in front of her eyes
    "If mine are here" she moaned with despair
    "Then the others were his and he tried to share"
    "Too late to apologize she realized with grief"
    That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief.

    • Lol. Douglas adams wrote a scene like thisscarabin

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