CERN
CERN
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- kona1
I actually heard through a very reliable source that CERN was shut down because it opened a portal to Gozer the Traveler. When the scientists finally stopped screaming like children Gozer told them "I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... [laughs] Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears... in... rain. Time... to die..." then with a final gasp and galactic fart he transported his being into CERN's office dog named Garth.
True story.