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We had a fruitfly problem here over summer - best solution I found for that were old tins of cider (*hic) with a finger's worth of old cider left in the bottom.
Around the top of the can I dribbled rat and mouse glue, which is odourless and colourless (and fucking, fucking sticky) and then left a couple around the place for a few days.
Quite amazing how many fucking fruitflies it caught - I should've taken photos. Rim was dark with congealed masses of huddled bodies.
Suffice to say, for every 5 you think are in a room, there are at least 15 more of the little cunts hiding in corners.
- Surprised you didn't catch yourself a few alcoholics********
- I have a picture of a drunkard stumbling around, groaning, with a scrumpy can stuck to his face now********
- Surprised you didn't catch yourself a few alcoholics