Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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- BusterBoy0
A couple of Mormons knocked on my door the other day. Must be the 10th time it's happened...each time I've basically told them to bugger off.
This time I was a bit bored, so I invited them in. Opened the door, welcomed them in and we sat down in the lounge room.
I said 'OK fellas, what happens next'.
One of the Mormons replied 'I'm not sure...we've never made it this far on a door knock'.
- 1/10HAYZ1LLLA
- I got talking to a few mormon kids a few years ago in london. Let one of them have a go on bike. Had never ridden one!********
- my bike*********
- for a second I thought, I wonder if this is an elaborate ruse to steal my bike.********
- then I realised I could probably walk faster than he was riding it********