Age and roommate?

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    i'm 31, have shared a house and a flat with two different chaps... one i went to school with, which was a fucking nightmare...

    he had never lived by himself, was left a bit of cash and bought a house, one that was needing quite extensive work needing to be done on it. we were both 19, he was a postman and a horrific drinker. He would knock off from work at between 12:00-13:00 and drink until he came home which was normally about 11 in the evening. Now he could drink and drink and drink until he passed out and then would not wake up. you could punch him in the sack and he'd not even flinch.i remember flicking him in his eyeball and he didn't move... it was a nightmare as i had to wake him up everyday at 4 in the morning as his alarm wouldnt stir him. water would though... he couldn't cook, grilling 4 bernard matthews turkey drumsticks, from frozen, under a grill that was on maximum, until they were black on the outside and warm mush on the inside would look worrying? not to him. he ate three and had food poisoning for nearly 2 weeks. All i heard of him was his footsteps as he ran from his bed to the loo, the sound of his ass vacating the toxic turkey drumstick goo, then him slumping back into bed... i remember going to france to buy cheap booze only to have him and his lady "friends" drink my entire stock... he lost his virginity to two girls... this is classic... he was drunk (when wasn't he!) one girl was riding his dick, one was sat on his face, great first time you'd think? no... he woke up to an empty bed other than blood everywhere, his screams alerted me to his room, there was blood all over his sheets, on the wall, but most upsetting was the mask of dried blood all over his face... he couldn't remember what had happened thought he'd murdered someone, only to run through the evenings happenings with me to finally work out that one of the ladies had come on... on his face!!. i woke up another morning after much twattiness to find clumps of hair all over the floor, all up the stairs i followed this trail of hair to his bedroom, i walked in, he had had one of his many alcoholic moments, past out, and his "friends" had sprayed his hair red and cut him a rather fetching mohawk! anyways, he was a cunt.

    the other guy was an older dude, he was cool...thats it really... what a rant that was.

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    • whoa, let's get some more line breaks in therepinkfloyd
    • yeah... i kind of just rattled that one off... sorry about that!cruddlebub
    • LOL that was a great read!Akagiyama
    • LOLESKEMA
    • You could write a little book about this guy. Sounds like a Bukowski short story.dMullins
    • there is loads more to tell...cruddlebub
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