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So today I was at a gas station filling up my 1992 Trans AM( fully restored I might add) and this guy next to me says " beautiful day outside, god must me smiling on us." Im usually a pretty calm guy but For some reason this enraged me and I said to him "look you stupid dick there is no god and if there was he would not smile on a short old fat bald guy like you". You should have seen the shocked look on his face. I promptly got in my muscle car and pealed out. I rolled down the window as I was about to exit the gas station and heard clapping and cheering from the other people filling up. I also see in my rear view mirror the gas station attendant running up to my car. Getting ready to deal with him as well I stick my head out the window with a grimacing look but to my surprise he hands me a $100.00 and said he heard the whole thing on the pump speaker and thanked me. That guy was a minimum wage worker like me so you can imagine my shock because $100 is a days work.
I know this sounds unbelievable but as I was pulling onto the street a rare endangered species of bald eagle zipped by but when our eyes met I swear he winked at me.
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