Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Lady walks into an ice cream shop.
-May I have a chocolate ice cream cone?
-I'm sorry ma'am, but all we have right now is strawberry and vanilla
-Umm, well, do you have Rocky Road?
-Sorry, we don't. All we have is strawberry and vanilla.
-Well, how about mint chocolate chip?
-Ma'am....all we have is strawberry and vanilla!
-Hmm, but do you have...
-Ma'am. Do me a favor. Can you spell the 'STRAW' in strawberry?
-Uh, S..T..R..A..W..
-Now, can you spell the 'VAN' in vanilla?
-Uh, V..A..N..
-Now, can you spell the 'FUCK' in chocolate?-But, there's no 'FUCK' in chocolate!