Joke of the Day
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Russian barman say, "Here is shot of drink for each of you. If you can tells me what is this drink, you can has 5 minute alone in back room with Olga." All three mans is very excite about this!
First Romanian take drink. He smack lips and say, "Taste like..." But before finish, he fall over dead.
Next, Estonian man take drink. He make burp and say, "Taste like..." But he too fall down, now is dead.
Finally, Latvian man take drink and say, "Taste like... chemikal runoff from reactor." Latvia man is drinking these chemikals since he was child. Russian barman say, "Latvia man is winner! Olga is wait for you in back room."
Latvia man go into back room. Is dark. Cold too. Is remind him of home in Latvia. He find light and turn on. He see Olga now. Olga is giant dog with rabies. Olga kill Latvia man, eat him alive. Is slow and painful killing, but struggle for him is end now.