OBEY The Giant
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- BonSeff0
Meh, this is movie material:
"Much like his wrestling skills, Andre was a very casual man. As you might've heard in Paul Rudd's I Love You, Man, due to his massive size, Andre could in-fact consume up to a case of beer before getting buzzed. He once drank six bottles of wine in two-and-a-half hours, stopping only to take a piss break. Traveling was hell for the man, but it was even worse in Japan. In a country where the average person is only 5-feet tall, can you imagine what it must've been like for a man who was half-Sasquatch? Determined not to let life get him down, Andre made the best of his time in Japan. Since he couldn't fit onto the standard Japanese toilet seat (hell, the fact that he could even fit into the bathroom is miraculous), Andre would sometimes take a shit in the bathtub, and then wipe his ass with the curtains. He was pretty much a one-man Frat house. And despite literally being four times the size of them, Andre had a legion of groupies in Japan. This spits right in the face of all laws of human physiology."