Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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A mouse is walking through the forest when he hears a shout for help. He sees a bear stuck in a hole. He mouse shouts down to the bear, "Don't worry. I'll go and get my Ferrari." The mouse returns, slooowly backs his Ferrari to the edge of the hole. The bear grabs hold and the mouse pulls him out. "See, if it wasn't for my Ferrari you'd still be in that hole," said the mouse.
A few days later the bear is walking through the forest when he hears a cry for help. He looks and finds the same mouse from the other day stuck in the same hole. The bear straddles the hole and the mouse climbs up the bear's dick, dangling in the hole. "See," said the bear. If you have a big dick you don't need a Ferrari."