Creative Confessional
Creative Confessional
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- Juanmonk0
Love this one...
‘As a freelancer, I often turn down work because I'm going out of town, have a social engagement, or am just to lazy to wake up before noon. I never tell them this, I just say I'm booked. Also, I never take work right away, I say "let me see if I can move some stuff around, I'll call you right back" then I watch hulu/check email/masturbate for 30 minutes, then call back and take the job, while implying they owe me a favor for making room in my busy, busy schedule. Since I started doing this, my business has tripled.’
- That's the truth.
This is older than the hills.mikotondria3 - How can it triple if you don't get up before noon and masturbate all day? Rightformed
- That's the truth.