Can you think of a new mustache?
Can you think of a new mustache?
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I've been growing a vertical moustache between my buttocks for many years now. I like to twist and twizzle the strands between my fingers in moments of contemplation. Its quite waxy and pliable and it makes for great curls. My work colleagues have asked me to stop doing it in meetings however. I presume its becasue they find it a little pretentious and hipsterish.
- I also have a goatie beard around my cock and balls. Like Noel Edmonds.Horp