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  • Horp0

    I'm not helping the tortoise because I want it to die. I want to drink it's blood to hydrate myself, then wear its shell as a hat to stop the baking desert sun from cooking my fucking brains. I'm not helping the tortoise because I want to live, not die out there in the desert, and the tortoise is all I have, so I need to use it wisely. Okay Mr Analyst? OKAAAAY?

    Also, I want to fuck it while it screams for mercy.

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