Friday Music Xmas '03

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    UK SUBS - Hey Santa

    Quite often I get a thinking
    How as kids we got by
    Like christmas time in our house
    We couldn't even afford a fire

    But we made do in our house
    Back then when I was young
    Dad used to suck a peppermint
    And we'd all sit round his tongue

    We couldn't afford no tinsel
    On our christmas tree
    So we'd just wheel old grandad in
    And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo

    Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo

    Well things change so bloody fast
    I got children now of me own
    Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents
    Last night when I got home

    Santa claus you cunt
    Where's my fucking bike
    I've unwrapped all this other junk
    There's nothing what i like

    I've wrote you a letter
    And i've come to see you twice
    You geriatric wanker
    Where's my fucking bike

    If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes
    I would've fucking asked
    This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
    You can stick right up your arse

    You went and mucked my order up
    It's enough to make you spew
    It's not just me that's pissed off
    My sister's cheesed off too

    Santa claUs you cunt
    Where's my fucking pram
    You promised me you fucking cunt
    You know who I am

    'Cos I'm the little girl
    You made sit right on your hand
    Never mind your ho ho ho
    Where's my fucking pram

    Next time i go to see him
    I'm gonna punch him in the guts
    Set his fucking reindeer loose
    Kick rudolf in the nuts

    Just you wait til next year
    'Til we get to that store
    A mate of my little sister
    'll come stomping through that door

    Hey mums and dads just check his breath
    And watch his bloodshot eyes
    Don't listen to him boys and girls
    'Cos he tells fucking lies

    He's a pisstake and a pervert
    He's not even fucking bright
    'Cos that fucking wanker
    Forgot my fucking bike

    Hey santa claus you cunt
    Where's my fucking bike
    I've unwrapped all this other junk
    There's nothing what I like

    I wrote you a fucking letter
    And I came to see you twice
    You geriatric wanker
    Forgot my fucking bike

    Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you
    Fucking punch your head in....cunt
    I saw mummy sucking santa

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