Who else hates presenting?
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Do what I do... use scare tactics. Start yelling and shouting at them... "You WILL like it, and YOU WILL approve it." Blame them for your incompetence, insults their mothers, and then demand a raise. Take your belt off, wrap it around your neck, and pretend you're choking. If someone tries to assist, push them back and yell "GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T WORK WELL IN GROUPS". Wait until your face turns the same color purple someone's 7yo daughter said she likes. Keep some notecards in your hand, shuffle through them the entire time without looking at them. It will confuse your audience. At the end, make a little house out of the notecards on the table, then SMASH it with your fist, and yell "NOW I HAVE NO HOME! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! I HAVE NO HOME. Then storm out.
The room goes quiet. Michelle notices one of your cards has landed on her black leather shoe. She picks it up...
