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lumedia`s story about the exploding squirrel reminded me of this>
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A lion, sleeping in the jungle, is woken by the sound of loud laughter. Rousing himself, he goes to investigate and, behind a batch of trees, finds a group of elephants roaring with delight.
‘What's going on?’ asks the lion.
Tears rolling down his face, the nearest elephant replies, ‘We're fucking monkeys!’ .
‘Big deal’, says the lion. ‘I’ve done that hundreds of times. I've never had this kind of reaction!’ .
‘Well,’ says the elephant, ‘they don't explode when YOU fuck 'em!’