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    every single time i eat at subway:

    inch 1-5 of the sandwich: aw jesus i'm so fucking hungry
    inch 6 of the sandwich: that half was great but i'm still not satisfied...

    inch 7 of the sandwich: guess i'll have a nibble of the other half
    inch 8 of the sandwich: blah, getting full. maybe i shoulda saved this half for later
    inch 9 of the sandwich: i can't just wrap up two inches of sandwich, i'm committed now
    inch 10 of the sandwich: fuck i'm in way over my head here
    inch 12 of the sandwich:

    • lolCALLES
    • LOL. i'm usually a light eater, but for some reason i have no problem killing a subway 12 incher.CanHasQBN
    • and then i imagine the entire sub all in my stomach and it freaks me out. how does it all fit???!CanHasQBN
    • i could eat 2 right now, so damn hungry.moldero
    • it wouldn't be the first time you had 24 inches in one day.CanHasQBN

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