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so cosmo and I were wandering around Tempe this evening... ended up at this joint right off the tracks... the place is huge too... always loads of filthy ASU kids there...
... we stopped in just to have a beer. Half way through our second beer these two girls to our right (who were with some older dude) start talking to us... both drunk and cute and happy and giggly... perfect for a saturday evening...
... the brunette slides closer to us and tells us she wants to play a game... ... hell - why not?
4 hours later... 7 beers later... we're all old friends. Turns out the younger of the two (both sisters btw) is MARRIED to the older fella (30 y.o. to a 52 y.o.... I high-fived him... he deserved it)... and both the girls were married... blah blah...... and of course the two girls drip that shit "ohhhhh if we weren't married BLAH BLAH cuz you two are sooooo sweeeeet and funnnnnn....."
*sigh