James Bond

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  • mikotondria31

    James Bond is shit.
    They're all shit. Dated, tedious, misogynistic garbage for kids who were never really into books.
    There was never anything original or interesting about any of the films' scripts, acting or production, and they were all so bad that I'm afraid I was never even slightly tempted to pick up any of the books, which may have the saving grace of being well written.
    Ooh - he shot the bloke, ran down the thing - what a great driver he is - ooh, he was lucky there - and cool there, killing that bad guy - and now he's going to bang that tedious 60s-type girl who is in no way his equal (they've been careful to illustrate that).
    It was all dated, wearisome recidivist nonsense when it came out 50 years ago and it's never got any better.
    I'd pay over a hundred dollars never to have to hear the words James Bond or ever be made aware of his tawdry existence again, the twat.

    • nice emo post broCygnusZero4
    • I bet you have a white cat.MrT
    • cool story my friend, cool storyukit2
    • Thanks guys.
      I mean it though, it's fucking shit, all of it. I'll enjoy the rest of this thread in silence, don't worry.
      mikotondria3
    • I agree, miko, the very idea is stupidmonospaced
    • Pft. Don't get me started on Spiderman. I mean the whole story is just unbelievable. Spiders and radiation? More like cancer man, gah.Peter

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