$540 Million Lottery
$540 Million Lottery
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Calgary, Alberta (CNN) - Winner of the record $540 million dollar lottery has died was crushed to death from weight of gold coins as he tried to swim through it. Identified as ETM of Calgary Alberta, he converted all of winnings to 1oz gold coin with a total weight of 6786 kg. Witnesses noted his reference to Scrooge McDuck who famously swam through gold coins. Sadly, ETM could not differentiate from cartoon to reality.
A close friend, who declined to give his name but identified as mg33, said that ETM was a generous man. When he won the jackpot, he immediate provided mg33 with two women for sexual entertainment at the same time.
ETM is survived by children Huie, Duie and Louie.
- LOLCanHasQBN
- Spit out water @ "identified as ETM of Calgary..."mg33
- dude, I worked way too much today, totally exhausted at home now. This was a much needed laugh.mg33
- hahahaJaline
- Nice! :D Not correct though, it was one woman and one transexual. An honest mistake mg33.ETM
- I understand it didn't ruin the night though. ;)ETM