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Today I make a magnificent discovery while preparing my breads for a PBJJ rubdown. The Peanut Butter, is thick and difficult to spread. But for the Jelly, they make an easy-squeezy-spread 'em-easy type squeeze jug. As I slowly squeeze... I note a faint sound coming from its mouth. The sounds of diarrhea on a bad cloudy day. I was appalled, disgusted, horrified at its violent noises. How dare it break these winds before me? I've not heard these sounds before, coming from Welch's abomination of a Jelly Presentation. It only comes out when the jug is either half full or half empty depending on how you look at it. Now I have no choice, but to turn it, on its head to balance the wobbly bottle within the moving refrigerator door. So I give it support from its friend Mr. Pickle Jar and another squeezy bottle, but filled of Mayonaise. I close the door, hoping the light always turn off as usual, and that my upside-down Jelly sound maker remains still til next I see it again.