QBN fiction
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The throng of Zombies approached Willis.
"Today is as good a day to die as any." Bruce murmured.
Zombie Ashton approached first, Willis decapitates him with a forearm shiver.
"Sorry Ashton."
Willis grabs Kucher by the ankles and proceeds to create a tornado of offense not unlike Street Fighter's Zangief.
"Ugghhhhh!!"Zombie parts flew everywhere and for 5 minutes Willis was in control.
But it was too much to overcome. Out of the pit emerged Zombie willis.
"MTV awarrrdddsss." uttered Zombie Bruce Willis.
Was all hope lost?
Is this the end of civilization as we know it?
"Not so freakin' fast."
It was Bill Murray.
"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
"And I wooped Sheng Long's ass.""Haaa- doouuuuu- keNNNNN!!!"
A huge fireball formed from Murray's hands destroying all of the Zombies in his path."That's right you ugly son-of-a-bitches."