QBN fiction
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Jason's cruising down the motorway in his bitchin' beamer one day while messing with his iPod to find the right part of some motivational speach when he looks up too late and...wow, it's a purple lamborghini....very, close... very, very,very close....
crash....
.. amid the sounds of screaching tires and crunching metal and plastic, he hears the agonized voice of a guy he remembers from somewhere....
Jason gets out of his car and steps carefully around the shards of glass, lest he ruin his $300 loafers, and he notices the diver of the car he it... it's none other than the rich dude his sister's trying not to date.... she said he was "the most annoying scientologist weirdo ever" but he's a bg-time agent, and Jason just realized he can save the guys life, and./or at least his sanity from the papparazzi who are gathering quickly....
Jason thinks fast and grabs his always-present-in-a pocket hockey mask, placing it over the big-time hollywood agents face, and starts poking holes in the airbags so they would deflate...
he pulls the guy aside and they get into the beamer and have a conversation.....