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I hate having meetings after lunch. I try to eat light so I'm not digesting too much food during a meeting. Quite a few times I have let out some SBDs. Awful. All of the time though when I eat at my desk when I get up and walk around its like stepping on a duck with each step. I have trained my body not to crap at work but there are a few guys they will come in in the morning and just drop a deuce in there and stink it up. Mostly sales reps who don't have to stick around for the vile aftermath.
the worst part is having a "shart" at work or on the way. Worse then spilling coffee on your shirt on the way in on a Monday.
I now keep a clean change of cloths in my car. I really hate the last minute meetings after you eat a nice burger and fries. I tried one time to pinch it off but I blasted 1 out during a meeting. Everyone acted professional ignored it and we moved on that was a relief... haah haah
This site is awesome. Ive put some of my poop stories on here.
http://www.poopreport.com/Storie…- you really should see a doctor about this; that doesn't seem like a normal way to livemonospaced