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- Carty0
if you've never been north of your border, we are the large grey mass where 365 days of the year a canadian cold front from our extensive igloo cities blows south and makes your nipples a little harder.
we shield celine from the cold in a special underground ice fortress where we keep all of our prized canadians... jim carey, dan akroyd, michael j. fox, avril lavigne and even stiffler [american pie] have lived safely in this beautiful [although cold and damp] underground fortress.
although hearing music is really difficult because of our frequent power shortages and long commutes to town via dog sled. i heard once of a person that had a real instrument, im not sure what it was, but i'm sure that was just a rumour just like the rumour going around that we had guns and an army.