OS EX or OS TEN

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    Steve Jobs: 'All right, you marketing fuck-sticks. We need to name this new version of Mac OS.'

    Marketing Monkeys: 'Oh. Erm. Ah. Well ... we don't want to seem out of turn, Mister Jobs, but wouldn't "OS 10" be the logical name?'

    Steve Jobs: 'You people are fucking cretins. Have you not noticed that everything these days is e-this, i-that and eXtreme-whatever? Fuck me, you're idiots.'

    Marketing Monkeys: 'Yes, Mister Jobs, you're absolutely spot-on. We're prize imbeciles. We beg your forgiveness!'

    Steve Jobs: 'STFU. All right. We need this to look and sound edgy, and a big ambiguous. We're going to call this "OS X".

    Marketing Monkeys: 'Oooh! That will create an air of mystery! People won't know if they should say OS Ex or OS Ten! IT will look edgy, but call still be technically called Ten! Mister Jobs, you're an absolute genius, sir, and you put us all to shame? How can we ever redeem ourselves in your eyes?' *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap *

    Steve Job: 'You're all fucking fired. GTFO.'

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