QBNers I Need Advice
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here it goes for the lazies
I hate Stores.. i mean i hate them... i get itchy, annoyed, pissed off. So my girlfriend is moving... which means that i'm the one doing most of the moving... Anyways so we go to IKEA... Holy Shit... Kill me now. Anyways i got lost like 3 times and when we go to the lower level to the "Self Service" whatever.
Wait beofre that... me and my friends decided to wear yellow in case we get lost... mind you non of off have been there so we didn't know every worker uses yellow also... we lost each other in 10 minutes
Anyways.. we get this shelf thing and we have a little cart... Those things are fast... but as we are picking it up my friends text me that they are about to pay... so my girlfriend is pushing the cart and i get in a hurry and i start pulling it
She: Dont pull it
Me: Now we gotta go... they are about to pay and i want to get out of here...
i keep talking next thing i know
She: Alfredo.... Alfredo!!!
She: ALFREDO!!! ALFREDO NOOO!!!
when i realize whats going on i see the cart zipping past me since i am pulling it from the front the part where you push it is the front part now.... so i try to stop it with both my hand and since the wood is heavy it's actually pulling me and its dragging me with it..
Since she has been screaming my name for 20 something seconds everyone has stopped and they are looking at my every single move. there is a circle around me and finally i was able to slow down the thing but not before a plank of wood smacking an old lady right on the side of her head!
Stranger Girl Behind My Girlfriend: Oh No ALFREDO:
20 something stranger chuckling away
i will never go back- don't be lazy guys, read the thread, and the car incident post delivers!tymeframe