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    Hotdogs are the perfect food, when prepared properly.

    Preparation:

    Wrap a dog in a paper towel. Place in microwave. Nuke for 20-30 sec. Remove. Place dog in bun. Garnish as desired. Serve on same paper towel it was cooked in. (repeat if necessary)

    Why it's perfect:

    1. Can be prepared and eaten without dirtying a single dish.
    2. Can be prepared during a single commercial break.

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    • can paper towel also be used to wipe mustard off face?
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    • Forgot to mention that as well. See, it keeps getting better.fugged
    • Why it's not perfect... 1. Nutritionally void of existence. 2. Slightly radio active. ;-)
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    • Lips and assholes.monospaced
    • tasty lips and assholes.fugged
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